The Answer is…..: You. Don’t.
So yes, I’ve been waiting approximately 6 hours and I cannot fathom how some people have waited nearly a year for this book. You could say I’m an impatient person… lol.
I mean seriously, why is SJM torturing us all this way? Huh?
I mean yes, at this moment on time I have a lot more issues that are more serious than a book release, but…. It’s ACOWAR!
Waiting 5 months may not be possible.
What I plan to do: READ ACOMAF UNTIL I CAN RECITE IT FROM MEMORY. That’s how I plan to survive.
It may mean that I become more desperate for this new found drug that is called THE HYPE FOR ACOWAR (lengthy title amirite?) but hey ho. I mean ACOMAF was just amazing and everyone needs that in their lives. Tut, tut, tut, if you haven’t read it yet. EVEN I HAVE! And I am always the last person to read a book so get down to a bookshop/store (whatever you call it in the corner of your world) and get reading!! OKKAAAAAAAAAY???
I just knew that this would happen. I absolutely knew that as soon as I read ACOMAF I would be hooked forever and be unable to function for the rest of my life. Well done Sarah… Now I’m just going to go die painfully in a cave. *anyone get ACOMAF reference?* nope. well this is awkward. Moving swiftly on…
The pain will fester over the months, but we must stand tall as a untied front and survive these emotions. Thank God that I didn’t read this book earlier. LMAO to all of those who did. lol. ahahah. I’m only kidding… or am I?
Okayyyyyyyyyy. So I think it’s safe to say that I’ve gone ABSOLUTELY MAD, and I’m questioning whether any of what I’ve said (ever) made a lick of sense.
So Imma just go and read Court of Midnight and try get over ACOMAF.
Who is joining me in this struggle?
This post is so ridiculous and I’ll regret it later. But for now…
Thanks for reading,