calm. the title makes it look like I actually had crazy adventure. calm calm calm not really. I JUST SPEAK CRAZY IS ALL.
While spending ten days in a place that continually rains, #MyDream (calm yourselves I don’t really like hashtags), I got a fair bit of reading (for my standards) done. Now now now now now. I feel like I didn’t just rush through books like a reading machine either.
I loved it so much. Some days I was a #HappySlob (again, I don’t actually like hashtags) and hardly moved from the sofa and the blanket and spent the majority of the day reading. If that’s not haven on Earth, I really don’t know what is. I mean, I’m sure there are some pretty great things out there, but right now in my life that’s about as glorious as it gets. Now I’m moving on before I start to contemplate whether I should be doing something with my life other than reading and blogging.
When did I last go outside and breathe fresh air?
ahhhh I remember the day. . . 1,000 years ago, I took a step outside and then decided it was all too much and read a book to recover. I’ve not taken a step outside again.*
Oh well. Doubt I’m missing much.
*before you all panic, this is a hyperbole, and I’ve been outside in the past few days**
**again, i am kidding, I went outside today. I think. wait… when was that?
THE BOOKS THAT I BOUGHT***:
> RELEASE by Patrick Ness.
> DREAM THIEVES by Maggie Stiefvater.
***technically, because I’m highly technical, I didn’t buy these books *gasp* no no no no I didn’t steal them!!!!!! My father bought them for me. Naw he’s nice. What on earth did h do to get a bookeating monster like me. Damn. Maybe he did something baaaddd. Makes sense. Don’t ask. I’m kidddingggggg. Or am I? That question will never be answered just fyi.
MOVING ON BECAUSE IM WASTING YOUR TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
WHAT I READ:
- A DARKER SHADE OF MAGIC.
- DREAM THIEVES.
WHAT I THOUGHT:
OUTLANDER REVIEW: HERE. –> 4/5 STARS
A DARKER SHADE OF MAGIC REVIEW: not yet posted. Soz. **** –> 3/5 STARS. (This may seem unjust but pls see what my review says before bashing me.
DREAM THIEVES REVIEW: eekkk soz mate I be lacking reviews atm*****.–> 5/5 STARS.
– Thoughts right now: If I could write novels as fast as I write blog posts I would legit have a novel right now. Because I procrastinate, I will actually see how many words I’ve published as blog posys and compare to the “average” book word count. I have no chill.
****IM TERRIBLE I KNOW. ***** why can’t I JUST SPEAK LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING???????? URGH WHAT IS VOCABULARY AND PUNCTUATION AND PROPERNESS.
ALSO SUPER FUNNY STORY MY DAD SUGGESTED THAT I START A BLOG SO THAT I CAN REVIEW BOOKS AND THEN GET SENT BOOKS FOR REVIEW. LOL THATS NOT WHAT BLOGGING IS ABOUT. HE KNOWS NOTHING. I COULDN’T STOP GIGGLING. #lol.
How was everyones week???? LET ME KNOW!
(ALSO PLS LEAVE LINKS FOR BLOG POSTS THAT I’VE MISSED! TY PPL)
That’s all from me today!