I complain too much on this blog so lemme do a post where there’s none*. I know, this is really strange territory for me. Just kidding. I’m not that much of a dream destroyer. only every other Wednesday and Saturday, I’ll have you know, do I take the dreams of children and feed them to my beast babies.
*lol I’ll always complain. seriously. always. thing is, its not really complaining, its EXPRESSING AN OPINION. I don’t know my expressing opinions causes so much agro. like,, I respect people’s opinions more than my own, tbh. I know, I don’t know how it works either.
Anyways.
note to self: STOP GETTING SO DISTRACTED.
These relationships give the world me hope and make me not want to go wither in a cave and die all alone.
1. TESSA AND WILL.
I ship these guys as much as I ship me and chocolate. Which is a serious thing. #WISSA.
I’m sorry. BUT JUST it’s adorable.
SHEWASTHEFISTPERSONTHATHELOVEDSINCEEVERYTHINGHAPPENEDANDTHEYNEEDTOJUSTBECUTEANDADORABLEFOREVEROK?
This is just a freaking great pairing.
ALSO I WISH THAT JACE COULD MEET WILL IT WOULD BE THE BEST THING ON EARTH.
2. TESSA AND JEM.
I KNOWWWWWW HOW DARE I SHIP THEM BOTH????????????????????
Well ha I do. they’re just all smols and I just want everyone to be happy. Like,,,,,,,, in Lady Midnight I screamed so much when they arrived and CITY OF HEAVENLY FIRE when Tessa and Jem anerjngekrbgbrd;gdfnbd. I want to read their reuniting once he un-becomes a silent brother because that was another best thing on earth that I NEED TO FREAKING READ.
3. KAZ BREKKER AND INEJ.
I know that they’re not technically together. but I think that everyone freaked out JUST A TAD when Inej and Kaz were art the docks in Crooked Kingdom and Kaz was smol and said,
IF THATS NOT FREAKING ADORBS I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS. ALSO:
I just spent the last half hour in a huge Kaz and Inej OTP pit on the internet and hbtfjnsdklmgbtehrnjdklmsthemk,thejnrkmlegrb what is WRONG WITH ME THEY’RE PERFECT.
AND THE DOCKS SCENE WHERE HE ASKS WHETHER HE THIKS HER PARENTS WILL LIKE HER AND THEY HOLD HANDS.
Never had holding hands been so scream-worthy.
I think that I have a problem because I want to scream about them until everyone in the world agrees, but I respect the opinions of humans.
4. JESPER AND WYLAN.
I like your stupid face.
they’re just adorably stupid and reckless and it W O R K S. IT FREAKING WORKS BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST SOSOSOSSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSSOSOSO ADORABLE TOGETHER ADNSFSJKNG;DDJGNFMD;BHRGJKNDFLMHTREGJNFKM;
They’re just constantly having to save each other because they’re both silly as hell and have no idea how to properly follow a plan aahahahahahhahahahaa.
also can I just add this to the post:
okay I need to stop with Crooked Kingdom and Six of Crows because now I really just want to read them again and again.
5. MAGNUS AND ALEC
Can. we. just. take. a. moment.
MALEC are literally the life of the Mortal Instruments.
LLLLLLIIIIIITTTTTTEEEEEERRRRRRAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYYY LIFE.
They’re the only reason that I watch the T.V show because I actually really like that representation.
And,,,,,, they go through so much shit in book 4,5,6 and in lady midnight when they have a baby blue warlock child I just….,,
CANNOT COPE WITH HAPPY FEELINGS.
6. FEYRE AND RHYSAND.
In ACOMAF they really are cute together and I,,,, THE BANTS* I CAN’T DEAL WITH THEM. They tease each other it’s adorable.
*EW I HATE THAT WORD.
NGL, in ACOWAR things changed between them and the relationship wasn’t quite the same and I didn’t like it as much as in ACOMAF, but stilllllll.
7. GANSEY AND BLUE.
OKAY—
I’ve only read the first two books—
everyone: YOU CAN’T—
Lemme finish!!
I just WANT THEM TO BE TOGETHER AND I REALLY WANT THEM TO JUST BE TOGETHER.
WHY. THEY’RE SO CUTE.
AND NOW I WANT THE NEXT BOOK EVEN MORE. WHY DO I DO TJIS TO MYSELF.
GAHHH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMG. I can feel all your feelz!! ❤ ❤
I ESPECIALLY ADORE those pics of Kaz & Inej because THOSE TWO ARE SO CUTE. It's so weird….they've barely had any "romantic" scene, yet every time they as much as LOOK at each other I die a little inside of intense happiness. And GANSEY AND BLUE. They are The Cutest Ever.
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AHHHH FEELS.
I KNOWWW RIGHT??? If they even TOUCH it’s like “OMGOMGOM CONTACT!!!” and we all analyse that scene to death.
GANSEY!!! BLUE!!!! ADORABLE!!!
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SFJSDKF right??!! And that one fanart of Kaz bandaging Inej’s wound ❤ ❤ ❤ WHO KNEW BANDAGING WOUNDS COULD BE SO ROMANTIC ❤ ❤ currently fanning myself because I NEED OXYGEN omg
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GIMME MORE OXYGEN. LITEALLY KAZ ❤ IS PERFECT AND WHEN THEY EVEN TOUCH I JUST SWOON
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RIGHT?? it’s like… the slightest bit of contact, and I’m just dEAD
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YEAAASSSS EXACLTY. I LOVE HOW THE BOOKS BEGIN WITH THEM TOGETHER AND THEN CK BEGINS WITH THEM APART OMG
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I love Will and Tessa together almost as much as I love Will with myself! Awesome post!
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Awwwww thanks so much!
Will and Tessa give me so many emotions ❤
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UMMMM UMMMMMMMM ALL THE FANGIRLING AND GUSHING ❤
Wesper is so pure and 'I like your stupid face' and it JUST IS Omgiosh yes. KAZ AND INEJ ❤ It was so complex and developed that excerpt I READ OVER A THOUSAND TIMES. And I literally read the scene where he's doing her bandages or whatever 10 times because OMGGGG it was os freaking amazing and YES. The declarations of love one made me smile.
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OFMOMFOFMOMFOFMOFMOFMOFMOFM YESSSSSSSS ❤ ❤ WESPER was actually what kept me reading SoC as I wasn’t that into it to start with?!?!? CRAZY, I know!!
I FANGIRL SO MUCH OVER KAZ AND INEJ AND NOW I WANT TO READ THEM ALL OVER AGAIN.
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I WANT TO READ ABOUT THEIIIIR FUTTURE> I fangirled over the scene where they held hands and he’s about to meet her parents and he’s like ‘is my tie straight’ OMGOSH KAZ ❤
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OMIGOSH THAT SCENE its like,,,, HE CARES SO MUCH WHAT THEY THINK OF HIM AND ITS SO SWEET BC HE’S “THE BASTARD OF THE BARREL” AND HE’S CARING ABOUT THAT ITS JUST SO SWEET OMIGOSH
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I KNOWWWWWWW YOU JUST GET TO SEE THE BEUATIFUL BOY UNDERNEATH ‘dirtyhands’ and his gloves and OMIGOSH INEJ AND HIMMMMM>
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OMHOMHOMHOMHOHMOHMOHMOM WHEN HE TAKED THE GLOVES OFF TO PICK THE LOCK WHEN THEY’RE ALL TRAPPED IN THE KART. OML HES SO SMOL
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this post is EVERYTHING (especially the six of crows/crooked kingdom ships 😊)
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aw thanks ❤ I’m glad you like it!
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