35 QUESTIONS THAT YOU’RE DYING TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO|ME SPILLING ALL MY SECRETS(!!) + STRUGGLES OF BEING SHORT(!!!) + I AM NOW A BOOK (not surprised)

As we all know, I am EMPRESS OF THE GALAXIES.

However, as I am a mysterious creature that lives in my very large, splendorous castle, you may not know about me and (A) everyone wants to just know all about me (B) in fact, you’re just dying to get to know me and worship me (C) you feel like your life will be incomplete without knowing all of these things about me.

All of these are correct opinions and the only opinions allowed for the sake of this post. ever. whoops typo.

So. #AWKS because I have no idea what I’m going to type next.

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So now we will move on to you all worshipping me (i.e. the blogger recognition award) in a glorious, unwavering show of faith of my glory.

I want to thank Hannah, Kathy and Ivy & Em for being awesome and nominating yours truly for this tag.

1. Thank the blogger who nominated you and provide a link to their blog.
2. Write a post to show your award.
3. Give a brief story of how your blog started.
4. Give two pieces of advice to new bloggers.
5. Select 10 other bloggers you want to give this award to.   yeh no.
6. Let them know  yeh no.

okay so

Give a “brief” story of how your blog started. . .

I found WordPress and signed up.

was that brief enough? Jk.

So one day Foetus Lu was on Bookstagram and saw a link in someone’s bio to their blog, and Foetus Lu thought “Hey! What a nifty idea, lemme just do that!!” and yeah. . . here I am, here you are. . .

Give two pieces of “advice” to new bloggers. . .

Erm so.

PROOF READ everything that you write. I know that it sounds hella dumb to say this, but seriously, I REGRET NOT PROOF READING MY EARLIER POSTS #cringe.

And. . . I guess if you’re going into book blogging it’s good to know that it’s not the nest idea to just have BOOK REVIEW, BOOK REVIEW, BOOK REVIEW. It’s good to do posts that have a bookish theme, or a tag BUT DON’T OVERDO THE TAGS . #IRegretDoingThis.

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Hot Shot Headlines nominated me for the liebster award, so thank you very much for blessing everyone to get to know me a little bit better.

The Rules:
* Thank the person who nominated you.
* Answer the 11 questions they gave you.
* Nominate 11 blogs.
* Give them 11 questions to answer.

1. Are you excited for any particular movie this fall / winter? 

So like… don’t kill me, but I don’t really keep up with up coming films??????? #SorryNotSorry.

2. If you could go anywhere to see the fall foliage, where would you go, and why?

Why am I having to leave the house? I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS.

*padlocks door* *builds barricade* *gets 72386 ferocious guard dogs* phew I’m now safe.

3. Is there a new TV show that you are excited to watch?

ERM.

  1. Victoria.
  2. Riverdale.
  3. Jane the Virgin.
  4. OUTLANDER.

4. Do you have any Halloween traditions?

Nope.

5. Who are your three favourite authors, and why?

Why are you so mean? LIKE WHY.

ERRRR so I guess. . . V.E SCHWAB, MAGGIE STIEFVATER. . . erm.. . other people???

6. Is there a particular author that you want to meet in person?

Maggie Stiefvater. . . V.E SCHWAB. . .

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7. Design your perfect library / reading nook / reading spot.

At home, cocooned in my duvet. . . . duh. . . .

8. Do you use your local library?

Actually!! I’ve just started using my library at school. . . I know it took some time ‘eh?

9. Do you shop for books on Black Friday / Cyber Monday?

Good idea. . . I should do that this year.

10. When you celebrate holidays like Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, etc., what book or books do you pack when you travel?

I read the first Harry Potter book every Christmas, but apart from that I just pack whatever I’m reading at the time???

Why wouldn’t I??? I can’t survive without books . . . I basically am one now.

11. What is your favourite book to read during the holiday season?

All the books ever, of course.

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Now I reveal to you my true form. . . A HOBBIT. Just kidding, I’m secretly 547938 feet tall (you know. . . being EMPRESS OF THE GALAXIES and all that. . .) Anyway, thanks to The Withering Blog for nominating me.

Which hobbit do you relate to most: practical Merry, lighthearted Pippin, loyal Sam, courageous Frodo, or impulsive Bilbo?

Practical? Me? NOPE.

Lighthearted? Me? Nope. . . ?

Courageous . .  ERM OF COURSE I’LL JUST GO SAVE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. . . how about nope. . .

Impulsive?? Yeah, that’s pretty much me.

Are you afraid of spiders?

Only the ones with stick-y legs that are kinda like BUGS and fly and make that really creepy sound. . .

Are you more likely to be under-prepared and not have a handkerchief handy when your allergies flare up or be over-prepared and walk all the way to Mordor with and entire set of pots and pans clanging around on your back?

Walk all the way to Mordor with and entire set of pots and pans clanging around on my back FOR SURE.

Actually. I DON’T NEED ANY OF THAT. . . PFFTTTTTT. 

What is your Elvish name?

Hegglesdwarf  because I am not tall enough to be an Elf.

Are you part of a best friend duo like Frodo and Sam and Merry and Pippin or are you a loner like Bilbo?

. . .

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What size shoe do you wear?

Size 34763489 because I am a Hobbit and my feet are ginormous.

If you had a choice would you live in Rohan, Gondor, or the Shire? Or… Mordor?

THE SHIRE. The other places sounds scary and in the Shire I can hide away in my hobbit hole and just read all the books that I want.

What is the farthest off anyone has ever guessed your age to be?

That I’m in University (like 19 y/o) when I’m like. . . YOU’LL NEVER KNOW. But lets just say, they were pretty far off.

Does your personality match your stature or belie it?

Well how should I know. Does the fact that I have glowing gold hair reflect my awesome personality? Does my flawless face match my flawless decisions on life?

#I’mPerfect,Clearly. . .

What is your favourite riddle?

Do not talk to me about riddles or I’ll—

I just don’t like them.

Do you wear any rings?

I actually do. I have humongous gold-cased gem rings that decorate all of my fingers BECAUSE I LOOK FABULOUS BECAUSE I AM FABULOUS AND EMPRESS OF THE GALAXIES.

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Would you be more likely to embarrass yourself by making a speech and forgetting what you were going to say or dancing on the table and falling?

Obviously the last one. . . But I’d be alone as I fall because I do not engage with other humans on a regular basis.

Do you ever feel like butter?

Do I ever feel like a yellow spreadable substance? I can’t say that I do. . .

If you were a hobbit, what would your name be?

. . . Bekjsf Mermer. . . so that I could torture everyone with how to pronounce my name when they read the stories of my Hobbit-y adventures.

Do you like fireworks?

no no no no. I hate the sound of them.

How do you feel about trilogies?

Pretty decent, but I prefer quartets or series. . .

What is your favourite poem?

eRRRRRRR. Probably one by Amanda Lovelace in The Princess Saves Herself in This One. It was such a good anthology to read.

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Do you want to see mountains, Gandalf?

Yes, and I have. One day I want to climb more mountains.

Can you swim?

YES. When I used to like going outside (I know, silly me) I used to loveeeeee swimming. Oh, how times have changed.

You’re Frodo. You need eight fictional companions to journey with you to Mordor. Who do you pick? They cannot be from Lord of the Rings!

Kaz Brekker. I mean. . . he’d just solve a lot of the issues in LotR. . .

Four. He can be the one to just you know. . . punch everyone.

And erm . . . Hermione. She’d be able to vanquish everyone with her intellect.

What is your Recurring Short Person Dilemma? Not being able to reach high cupboards, getting a stiff neck from talking to tall people, your feet not touching the ground when you sit in a particularly high chair and the circulation being cut off from your legs so that your feet swell to twice their normal size?

A L L

O F

T H E M. . .

If you could marry a kind of food, what would it be?

DO YOU NOT KNOW ME. IF YOURE READING THIS AND DONT KNOW MY ANSWER I SHALL SMITE YOU—
It’s cake. duh. HUMANS HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THIS.

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So. . . you’re all welcome???

I would tag people for these but. . . tbh who really wants to do all those nominations anyways?If you want to do these tags, then feel free!!

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8 thoughts on “35 QUESTIONS THAT YOU’RE DYING TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO|ME SPILLING ALL MY SECRETS(!!) + STRUGGLES OF BEING SHORT(!!!) + I AM NOW A BOOK (not surprised)”

  1. Sometimes I proofread my posts, but sometimes I don’t… I’M SO LAZY HONESTLY. I mean, I read over the posts and THINK I’ve caught everything, but actually, I haven’t. So I just give up. And YESSS VE SCHWAB IS AMAZING I LOVE HER (tho I’d be so nervous to actually meet her irl omggggg). Also?? Why didn’t I think about book-shopping on Black Friday?? (Besides the fact that I’m broke…) I’m totally doing that this year if my mom goes out to some stores. I’ll just force her to go to the bookstore, whatever. :’)

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    1. SAME IM SO LAZY AT THE MOMENT. . . or I don’t have the time to ahaha. Yeah I never proofread properly ahah IM AWFUL.

      GAHHH I’D BE SO NERVOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I know sameeeee!! I’m soooo going to have to do blackfriday on the internet (WHATISITCALLED!!??) because BOOKS. PLS. BE. CHEAPER.

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