‘Normal’ people don’t understand, okay? Like honestly. They don’t understand how torturous this life is. It’s worse than being crumpled under a pile of books. Know why?? because it happens to us. Every. Damned. Day. And. . . 1) we stress ourselves — it’s just in our nature okay? 2) We are too desperate for books that we keep adding them to our TBR lists 3) THERE ARE TOO MANY THINGS TO DO, OKAY?
And here are some more. . .
1. The mental torture of knowing that there are so many books out there but you cannot read them all because MONEY and LIFE and SCHOOL / WORK.
This literally bugs me so much, I know that there are so many books out there that I will never be able to read because TIME. AND I AM NOT INFINITE. AND BOOKS ARE IN HIGH QUANTITY. AND SLEEP. AND SCHOOL. AND EATING BREAKS. KHGDFN
AND IT STRESSES ME OUT SO MUCH. CAN IBHDFKN I JUST READ THEM ALL??? Please??? I BEG OF THEE?? Can I please please please read all the books because I WANT TO SO BAD BUT THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY!!
I wish that my brain could just absorb all the books that are released because 1) it would be so much quicker, yet we would still be able to read all the books ever 2) it would actually retain the information which would make writing reviews so much easier, 3) seriously, do we need a third reason???
2. SMALL FONTS
And the fact that our eyes are suffering but our brains are happy. I think that pretty covers make up for the damage to our eyes. . .
MY EYESIGHT IS SO BAD THO.
ohoohhhh let’s look at some pretty covers to heal our eyes. . .
Have I read them all though?
. . . no. . . sorry. . . I’m a failure. . .
3. Rearranging bookshelves. . . .is impossible. . .
Can someone do this for me? Please, I bed if thee…
I cannot do this. EVERY TIME. IT. LOOKS. UGLY. Is this just me?? Please don’t let this only be me!
I cannot rearrange books to SAVE MY LIFE and I just WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS BECAUSE BOOKS ARE MY LIFE AND I WANT MY LIFE TO TOOK NICE OKAY???
4. Moving house is IMPOSSIBLE.
Can. We. Not,
I’m never moving house. Everyone else can move but I’ll just stay where I am because THE WRATH OF MY BOOKS MAY NOT BE DISTURBED, okay?
5. Huge books that require a CRANE to lift.
MY!! DIDDY!! ARMS!! CANNOT!! DO!! THIS!! OKAY!! HELP!! ME!!
Not all bookworms are also bodybuilders, though, I’m surprised that we all aren’t by now. Some books genuinely weigh a tonne, and well, my arms aren’t that strong okay and when I try and carry it from my shelf to sit down my arms just snap and FGDHBK the book is broken* and my for baby book!!!**
So, alas, I need a crane. Maybe I can ask Santa??
*can books break like this?? I say yes. **okay I just prioritised books over my SNAPPED ARMS I must love them so much. I DO. NEVER DOUBT THIS.
6. TRYING—AND FAILING—TO FIT ALL THE BOOKS ON THE SHELF.
Okay, this can be simply solved: buy a new bookshelf.
BUT if I’m buying a new shelf. . . IMAGINE ALL THE BOOKS I COULD GET INSTEAD!!!!!!!!
And, who really needs a floor?? Aren’t floors MEANT to be used to put things on?? Floors aren’t even pretty so books will make the floor of my cave look nice!!! P R O B L E M S O L V E D.
7. You have so many expectations for your blog AND YOU HAVE NO TIME.
REYSDFBHJKNVHRUDFJKNVC I literally want to be posting two discussions a week, reading books/writing reviews, doing all the tags ever, and posing about general nonsense like I like to do.
BUT. FOR SOME REASON I CANNOT DO THIS ALL.
WHY IS THAT?? IDK. WHY DO I NOT KNOW?? WHO KNOWS. DFJKNCVX SOMEONE HELP ME KNOW.
8. ARE YOUR REVIEWS EVEN CRITICAL ENOUGH?? CONSTANT WORRY.
I worry about this so much I cannot even explain. I’ve mentioned this before a bit in posts from not too long ago, but I have to literally MAKE MYSELF reflect on the book because otherwise, I end up just screaming “OMG THIS BOOK I LOVE IT” to the whole world and have no other opinion other than “THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!”
WHY!! DO!! I!! DO!! THIS!!
I DO NOT KNOW!!!!
I feel like I just always want to love a book and then in reviews I just focus on the positives??????????????? IDK. Oh, I don’t know! Does anyone else get this?
9. Literally having to try and find inspiration for posts.
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Sometimes. Ideas. Just. Run. Away. From. Me. And. I. Don’t. Know. Why.
I’m not scary!! Well. .. I’m not unless you:
- try and steal my books.
- take a book but not give it back
- damage my books.
- disrespect books.
- Say reading is bad.
- Say books are bad.
- eat cake and not give me any.
- steal my cake.
10. Having to cope with all the emotions of HARD-HITTING BOOKS.
does this even need an explanation?
Sometimes we jsut love to cry over books and it hurts so much.
On that note. . .