ETERNAL LGBT(+) FAVES + LGBT(+) NEW PURCHASES (Me Hyping The Gay Essentially…)

i MEAN, hello.

so as you can probably tell, this post will follow the current theme I’ve adopted of all posts being a mess. Don’t get your hopes up, ladies and gents.

We all know we like a little bit of the gay around here, and I don’t blame you. PRIDE month for me hasn’t really been that GAY for me yet, so here I am, making it MUCH. GAYER.

GOAL OF THE POST: share some of the gay books I would literally give my soul up for, and also mention some new~~~ purchases that I couldn’t stop myself from buying the other week/ as well as a couple days ago. so. let’s… go do that.

WHAT IVE LEARNT: I should 1000% not write blurbs to books. Or, I 1000% should.

THE ETERNALS

(that sounds very dramatic)

ARISTOTLE AND DANTE DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE.

It’s so worth the long title, I promise you. It’s worth it a million percent.

one of my favourite things about it? it’s not set NOW. It’s set in the 80’s? late 80’s? and it’s not just tragic white-boys either, they’ve both got Mexican parents and it’s SO MUCH DEEPER than just gay boys, bi boys in America in the 80s. It’s TRULY beautiful and i cannot even properly joke about this book BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL I CAN ONLY SCREAM, OK?

i cry so much at this book you have no idea.

full on snot.

REVIEW HERE

CARRY ON.

OG disaster gays? I mean?

I’m going to reiterate what I always say: dry, witty, english humour and scones. what more could you need?

oh, fantasy? check?

dragons? check.

vampires? check?

ghosty-creepy-people? check.

a sequel coming out in a few months? CHECK OH MY GOSH.

REVIEW HERE: or, turns out i never published one? disaster gay blogger? check.

SIX OF CROWS / CROOKED KINGDOM.

These books i love so much

akkkkkkk

I recommend them so much, because THEY. ARE. GENIUS. LITERALLY.

And the gay? just the icing. on. the. cake. you have no idea. these books are just SO CLEVER and funny. HIGH FANTASY. AWESOME MAIN CHARACTERS. PLOT FOR THE WORLD? YES YES YES.

crooked kingdom is especially gay

REVIEW HERE

AND HERE

RED, WHITE, ROYAL BLUE.

This is a newbie but IT’S MINE, JUST YOU TRY AND TAKE IT FROM ME, ALRIGHT?

so so so so funny and witty. so so so in love with this book. alternate reality where Trump doesn’t exist? even better. I mean, it’s a perfect AU, honestly. I’d live there anytime. Seriously. Someone take me there any time… any…. time? anyone? okay. guess not then.

REVIEW HERE.

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THE ETERNALS PART TWO

AUTOBOYOGRAPHY.

jesus take the wheel i’m emotional again.

I can’t remember how many times I’ve read this book. Like ARI + DANTE this book is SO SO SO important. It’s so much more than what meets the eye and just… breaks my heart and will continue to do so for eternity. it’s just plain cruel.

WOULD THIS EVEN BE MY BLOG IF I DIDN’T MENTION IT?

thxxxxx may for reccing me this book about a billion years ago.

REVIEW HERE WHERE I EXPLAIN FULLY WHY THIS BOOK IS SO VITAL.

QUEENS OF GEEK.

This is one of those, happy-gay books that you can just breeze through. it’s not a heavy book, but it tackles a lot of things like anxiety, bi-phobia/erasure and has an asian bi character and a ‘fat’ character as well. It focusses on so many things, like what I mentioned above, but also things like friendship that make it less ROMANCE!!! based, which I love.

REVIEW HOPEFULLY HERE. (MINI REVIEW)

A GENTLEMAN’S GUIDE TO VICE AND VIRTUE.

HO-NEY.

historical fiction!!

biracial charcter!! perrrrcyyyyy ❤ ❤ ❤ what a disaster.

this is BRITISH HUMOUR, SARCASM, WIT, ADVENTURE AND GAYNESS, with a load of angst too for good measure. it’s PERFECTION. It’s just so so so funny and writing about it is making me want to go and reread it all over again.

i mean, who doesn’t? it’s a masterpiece.

THE RAVEN CYCLE.

i MEAN, when don’t i mention this.

best series.

hands down? ( can i commit to that? ehhhh )

BUT OH MY GOSH POSSIBLY MY FAVE SHIP TO EVER SAIL. I MEAN, THEY TOOK THEIR DAMN TIME, BUT DO I CARE AT THIS POINT? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

calm. collected.

this is the ultimate gay series.

you’ve probably read it, you know what I mean.

REVIEWS HERE HERE HERE AND HERE.

AND LASTLY…

THE FOXHOLE COURT TRILOGY.

I just. Japanese mafia? made up sport? Maseratis? Demisexual MC? Dumb MC who can’t make rational decisions? same… i mean… moving on.. DISASTER GAYS THAT STEAL YOUR HEART BUT WILL ALSO CUT YOU? yes yes yes yes yes ye sye sye seysye sye sye y syyesfjsebks g YES.

OMG GUYS!! I’TS BEEN OVER A YEARRRR SINCE I FELL IN LOOOOOVE WITH THIS TRILOGY??

I need to reread it again. I think i’ve only read it ONCE this year? Well… that needs to change. asap.

REVIEWS? no.

honourable mentions:

Cinderella Boy (gender fluid), Kristina Meister

Simon Vs (gay), Becky Albertalli

The Dangerous Art of Blending In (gay +bi), Angelo Surmelis

release, (gay) Patrick Ness

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THE NEW-BORNS

(NOT GETTING ANY LESS DRAMATIC HERE, LU!!)

  • anger is a gift
  • girl made of stars — i need to finally finish this!!
  • the fever king — sounds really angsty-gay?
  • summer bird blue — i’ve no clue what to expect?
  • I wish you all the best — been waiting so long i expect snot and tears, i want nothing less. non-binary!!
  • ace of shades — shush ilsa i want to i think it’s going to be amazing. it sounds like a cross between Caraval and a gathering of shadows? with/without magic? idk?
  • what if it’s us — this is everywhere it was £0.99 on kindle so.

obviously… I’m not reading them all. that would be INSANE.

I’m not THAT crazy. I’d hope.

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27 thoughts on “ETERNAL LGBT(+) FAVES + LGBT(+) NEW PURCHASES (Me Hyping The Gay Essentially…)”

  1. “disaster gay blogger” why do I feel that in my soul???

    and akhjfgjhkhggf I’ve read almost all of these (literally everything except Cinderella Boy and the dangerous art of blending in lmao) and I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH. And gfghgf I Wish You All the Best and the fever King are both recent reads and I am IN LOVE. Like two of my favourite reads of the year, easily. Pleeeease read them! and then come flail with me!!

    And AJHHGFHJKHHG I JUST FINISHED RW&RB A FEW HOURS AGO AND I AM NOT OKAY IT WAS SO PERFECT AND I LOVED IT SOMUCH IT WAS SO GOOD JHFGHGJHKHGFDHFJ

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  2. I love so many of these books a lot!!! Ari and Dante will always mean the world to me, and I just read RWRB but I already want to reread it! It was so good and really important to me as well ❤ And I'm excited to see your thoughts on Girl Made of Stars!!

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    1. ARI AND DANTE, Jesus hold my heart as it breaks tyty. SAAAAME I want to reread RWRB all over again 😩😭. OH MY GOSH I FINISHED IT THE OHER NIGHT AND HILY HELL I CANNOT WITH THE BOOK IM SO CONFUSED AND I JUST. It good, but it,,, AIKKKKKKK

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  3. Yes GAY GAY GAY! CARRY ON CARRY ON!! And I need to buy Ari and Dante I know, I’m going to asap. I didn’t know it was set in the 80s and like I need it? Why did nobody tell me this. Plus TFC bc I must read those too. Just all the books.

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