LIES BOOKWORMS TELL THEMSELVES & A USEFUL GUIDE OF WHAT TO TELL A BOOKWORM (#you’re welcome).

As everyone should know by now from reading my blog*, bookworms are an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SPECIES. Right now I'm about to spill all the juicy secrets that you need to know to survive while talking to a VOLATILE BOOKWORM. Communicating with bookworms is a highly TECHINCAL and STRESSFUL endevour. Everything you say is LITERAL and… Continue reading LIES BOOKWORMS TELL THEMSELVES & A USEFUL GUIDE OF WHAT TO TELL A BOOKWORM (#you’re welcome).

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BOOKWORM LOGIC VS. “NORMAL” PEOPLE LOGIC.

BOOKWORMS ARE MYSTICAL CREATURES THAT WILL NEVER BE PROPERLY UNDERSTOOD. While I'm pretty sure that bookworms differ from bookworm to bookworm, I'm sure that we all like to sometimes think that we're normal. . . We're not. AT ALL. And I think that it's time to embrace that we are all special, book-loving, beans that… Continue reading BOOKWORM LOGIC VS. “NORMAL” PEOPLE LOGIC.